Share five things you’re good at.

1. Just casually being a master at procrastination. I mean it takes real skill to put things off until the last minute and still manage to get them done, right?
2. I’m basically a professional at avoiding awkward encounters. I can duck and dodge my way out of any uncomfortable conversation like it’s my superpower.
3. I have a black belt in binge-watching TV shows. I can plow through an entire series in one weekend without even breaking a sweat.
4. I can expertly navigate the treacherous waters of office politics. I’m like the Machiavelli of the break room.
5. I am the undisputed champion of finding the perfect excuse to get out of social events. I should probably start charging a consultation fee for my services.