If you didn’t need sleep, what would you do with all the extra time?

If I didn’t have to sleep I’d become the ultimate multitasker.

I’d start a side hustle as a professional pillow fluffer by day, a late-night street food connoisseur by night and a sleep deprivation guru somewhere in between.

I’d finally have time to master the art of juggling flaming bananas, learn how to speak 10 languages (even if it’s just ordering food and asking for directions) and become a world-renowned expert in the field of cat memes.

Basically, I’d be the embodiment of “sleep is for the weak” while balancing a cheesy pizza on my head.