Who is your favorite historical figure?

My favorite historical figure has to be the caveman who invented the wheel. I mean, just imagine him rolling that thing around for the first time and feeling like the coolest dude in prehistoric times. Not only did he save some serious time and effort, but he also created the ultimate toy for his fellow cavemen and women. Who needs high-tech gadgets when you have a wheel to play with, right? Plus, he could finally impress his cave crush with his advanced technological skills. So, yeah, that’s my favorite history figure, the original “wheelie” smart guy.