Oh where, oh where have my socks gone?
I swear I left them here, and now they're gone !
I've checked the drawers, I've checked the shoes -
I've checked the laundry and even the blues!!

They disappear in a whisper of air
Leaving me with only despair
I can't find them, oh where could they be?
Did my socks decide to take a little leave?

Maybe they're off on a grand adventure-
Exploring the world, causing some laughter,
Perhaps they're living it up in Spain-
Sipping on mojitos, playing charades in the rain...

Or maybe they've joined a secret society-
Of rogue socks, causing quite the notoriety.
Plotting their takeover, one foot at a time,
Leaving us barefoot, helpless, and whine.

But wherever they are, I hope they're happy
Living the life that's a little bit sappy                        
Just remember, my dear socks, to come back to me                                For I miss you so much and can't wait to see!